What’s Good About Buying Your Husband a Motorcycle

  • I insured his life for the balance on our mortgage, so whether he kills himself or not, I win.
  • There is no good word to express the willingness he has to run my errands for me.
  • He gets $8 in gas every three or four days.
  • The bike is loud, so I have plenty of warning to shove my boyfriend out the bedroom window.
  • Adicus can’t ride the bike, so we’re getting plenty of quality time together.
  • He’s almost to the point that he’s willing to take me for a ride.